{"id":17665,"date":"2025-08-13T15:17:47","date_gmt":"2025-08-13T13:17:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rosammasana.com\/?p=17665"},"modified":"2025-08-13T15:23:09","modified_gmt":"2025-08-13T13:23:09","slug":"quan-les-bromes-tenen-memoria","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rosammasana.com\/?p=17665","title":{"rendered":"Quan les bromes tenen mem\u00f2ria"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 105%;\">Despr\u00e9s d\u2019escriure algunes hist\u00f2ries amb c\u00e0rrega emocional, avui en compartir\u00e9 una de divertida.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 105%;\">Un dia a la televisi\u00f3 sortien dos c\u00f2mics. Un d\u2019ells, tot aixecant els bra\u00e7os i movent el cos amb entusiasme, repetia:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 105%;\">\u2014\u00a1Soy una galleta, soy una galleta!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 105%;\">L\u2019altre, amb un gest de m\u00e0 que imitava una pistola, cridava: <strong>Pum!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 105%;\">Llavors, l\u2019\u201chome-galeta\u201d canviava de registre i deia amb veu sobtadament m\u00e9s greu:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 105%;\">\u2014Soy una rosquilla, soy una rosquilla.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 105%;\">Aquesta ximpleria em va fer riure molt, i vaig explicar-la a la Carme. Li vaig dir:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 105%;\">\u2014Si mai em veus fent gestos dient \u201csoy una galleta\u201d, tu em fas \u201cpum\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 105%;\">Ella va somriure, movent el cap com dient: \u201cquines coses que tens\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 105%;\">El temps va passar, i no hi vam pensar m\u00e9s.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 105%;\">Quan feia poc que vivia a la Bisbal, la Carme va venir a passar un cap de setmana. El diumenge al migdia vam anar a comprar postres a la pastisseria de Can Sans. Hi havia molta gent i vam agafar n\u00famero. Per fer temps, vam travessar el carrer i ens vam asseure al bar de Ca la Dernius.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 105%;\">A la barra hi havia un home amb vestit i ulleres, llegint el diari. Ja l\u2019havia vist altres vegades. El vam saludar i, com qui no vol la cosa, li vam comentar:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 105%;\">\u2014Avui Can Sans est\u00e0 que treu fum!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 105%;\">Ell \u2014sab\u00edem despr\u00e9s que es deia Emili\u2014 va somriure i va fer broma:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 105%;\">\u2014No far\u00edeu m\u00e9s via comprant unes galetes a Graupera, aqu\u00ed al costat?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 105%;\">Ai, quina paraula va dir!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 105%;\">En sentir \u201cgaletes\u201d i pensar en les de forma de rosquilla que fa Graupera, no vaig poder evitar-ho. Em vaig aixecar de cop, vaig moure bra\u00e7os i cos, i vaig exclamar:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 105%;\">\u2014\u00a1Soy una galleta, soy una galleta!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 105%;\">L\u2019Emili va baixar-se les ulleres i em va mirar amb cara de sorpresa. I aleshores la Carme, fidel al pacte antic, em va apuntar amb la m\u00e0 i va cridar:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 105%;\">\u2014<strong>Pum!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 105%;\">Jo, com marcava el gui\u00f3, vaig continuar:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 105%;\">\u2014\u00a1Soy una rosquilla, soy una rosquilla!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 105%;\">L\u2019Emili, encara sorpr\u00e8s, va somriure i, tot ficant la m\u00e0 a la butxaca interior de l\u2019americana, va treure una targeta:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 105%;\">\u2014Teniu, s\u00f3c psic\u00f2leg. Passo consulta cada tarda a Girona.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 105%;\">Quan vam sortir del bar, encara rient, la Carme va comentar:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 105%;\">\u2014Rosa, mira\u2026 que tu facis el numeret, encara, per\u00f2 que jo l\u2019acompanyi com si res, a la meva edat\u2026 Encara no s\u00e9 com ha pogut passar!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 105%;\">Aquesta an\u00e8cdota ha fet riure molts amics. Un dia, un d\u2019ells va resumir-ho dient:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 105%;\">\u2014Sou <strong>la Monda Lironda<\/strong>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 105%;\">Amb l\u2019Emili, de fet, m\u00e9s endavant vam col\u00b7laborar en una revista i fins i tot en va crear una altra on tamb\u00e9 hi vaig escriure.<\/span><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_17716\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-17716\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-17716\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rosammasana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Graupera-300x251.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"251\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rosammasana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Graupera-300x251.png 300w, https:\/\/www.rosammasana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Graupera-650x544.png 650w, https:\/\/www.rosammasana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Graupera-768x643.png 768w, https:\/\/www.rosammasana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Graupera-1536x1286.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.rosammasana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Graupera.png 2000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-17716\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Botiga Galetes Graupera<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Despr\u00e9s d\u2019escriure algunes hist\u00f2ries amb c\u00e0rrega emocional, avui en compartir\u00e9 una de divertida. Un dia a la televisi\u00f3 sortien dos c\u00f2mics. Un d\u2019ells, tot aixecant els bra\u00e7os i movent el cos amb entusiasme, repetia: \u2014\u00a1Soy una galleta, soy una galleta! L\u2019altre, amb un gest de m\u00e0 que imitava una pistola, cridava: Pum! Llavors, l\u2019\u201chome-galeta\u201d canviava&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":17719,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2161,4,16],"tags":[2162,2179,187,2180,2178,1190,86,1804,2164,2165,2163,2181],"class_list":["post-17665","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-anecdotes","category-diversos","category-la-bisbal-demporda","tag-acudit","tag-broma","tag-carme","tag-emili","tag-galetes-graupera","tag-graupera","tag-la-bisbal","tag-la-bisbal-emporda","tag-psicoleg","tag-representacio","tag-rosquillas","tag-rosquilles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rosammasana.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17665"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rosammasana.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rosammasana.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rosammasana.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rosammasana.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17665"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.rosammasana.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17665\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17718,"href":"https:\/\/www.rosammasana.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17665\/revisions\/17718"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rosammasana.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/17719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rosammasana.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17665"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rosammasana.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17665"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rosammasana.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}